User:	campfuckudie (posted by lordoverflowers)
	Date:	2009-12-28 10:54
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*in a corner of the Mess Hall, where he thinks would be the last place anyone would ever look to see him, Domyoji is crouched over a glittery page of paper and laboriously writing out a message. There are various scraps crinkled up next to him and he's surrounded by cutout hearts and little Saturns. Zombie servants are hard at work on a birthday cake*

He's reading aloud as he writes.*

Ma..ki...no. Happy...Breast...Day. I...made...this...

*headscratch*

The Great...Myself...made this so..if you...don't like it...I'll kill...you...

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by precedent_hero)
	Date:	2009-12-28 04:55
	Subject:	[winter time and the livin's easy]
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[there is one shouta-host standing in front of a pristine stretch of snow staring at it thoughtfully. after a moment he turns around, throwing his arms out wide and ker-flops backwards landing with an OOF and a burst of happy laughter. He then proceeds to mar the whiteness with a snow angel]

Ah -- hahaha! I'm going to need help getting up, I think!

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by _mrgrumpypants_)
	Date:	2009-12-27 22:10
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*you may notice that every single one of the moogles tonight is wearing a pom-cozy.*

Ah...

I suppose I may be too late...





((FEEL FREE TO MINGLE AND USE THIS POST FOR SUPER LATE HOLIDAY GIFT ANTICS? idek help me out here.

edit: ummuuuu crashing for the night! will pick up after work tomorrow, please ping me if i miss you and you wish to continue. ♥))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by dontshakemyhand)
	Date:	2009-12-28 00:26
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*During dinner, there is a man still sitting at his table as people begin to leave, stuffing his face as if he's never eaten. He seems to be near starving by the food piled on his plate, which appears to be at least his second helping, judging by the junk in his beard.*

... Are you going to finish that?

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by myeyeonyou)
	Date:	2009-12-27 20:33
	Subject:	[Backdated to Christmas Eve]
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[The center of camp looks like an outdoor cafe tonight. Each table is set for two, as if camp anticipated quite a few intimate dinners taking place. In the center of it all is a large table, weighed down with Christmas Cake.

The whole scene seems to be inviting you to sit down with your significant other and enjoy the evening . . . either that or steal a few cakes.]


((OOC: Mingle with each other, eat some cake, and/or find a date! Subaru and Seishirou will be around, but not really running the post.))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by ortwinkieup)
	Date:	2009-12-27 19:05
	Subject:	NINJA WARRIOR!1!!one!
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[Today in Camp Fuck You Die, on a shallow slope of the volcano, is a four-stage obstacle course built above water, in which there are things... moving. But don't focus on that! This. Is. NINJA WARRIOR. Tests of strength! Endurance! Speed! Skill! Do you dare approach? Or perhaps you're one of the poor contestants trapped in a pen behind the starting line.

Sitting on a raised platform are three people; in the middle you have a scruffy zombie annihilator with a microphone. To his left is a beautiful young woman looking perplexed and put out. To his right is a VUX, tentacles waving dramatically in the wind. The two folks on the end are chained to their seats, for the record.]

Okay, let's get this shit started.

WELCOME TO... Ninja Warrior? NINJA WARRIOR. [clears throat] Who's the first victim? Because I think you spitfucks are all screwed.





((contestants please join #ninjawarrior. it isn't too late to sign up, either, just comment to this post with your character 'introduction' for the announcer to butcher.

this post will be open for as long as it takes for everyone who signed up to get to finish their course. winners will be announced thereafter.))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by skinofalizard)
	Date:	2009-12-27 06:30
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[in a VERY SECLUDED* area of camp, there is a lizard-teen studiously looking at a book.

Eventually, he sets the book down, takes a few steps away from it, and begins the monologue]

If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken and so die...

[he's quite good, actually]

[*not nearly as secluded as he thinks]

((I will be here all day or as long as my connection can hold on, whichever comes first))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by praticalmagic)
	Date:	2009-12-27 16:24
	Subject:	CANON-UPDATE
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	Mood:	accomplished

[in the woods you might hear a ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR

and then a thin, bedraggled looking boy walking out of said woods]

[nothing suspicious here at all]

((details are here. Expect falling spoilers. EDIT I'M OUT))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by climaxinside)
	Date:	2009-12-26 22:33
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*crossdressing male gorillas are in this post. and they are doing a striptease FOR YOU and also for the dorky guy wearing the party hat*

P-Please no! I don't want to pour sugar on you!

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by say_thee_nay)
	Date:	2009-12-26 20:46
	Subject:	Of Julbocken and other Winterthings
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[Since ancient times the first dark nights of Winter have typically been greeted with some manner of celebratory observance, and even while such traditions grow and evolve to better fit contemporary mores, there's usually someone willing to do things the old-fashioned way, just for the Hel of it.

Often this involves the time-honored combination of fire and alcohol and, before the night is through, the resulting bad judgment that frequently accompanies the combination of fire and alcohol. As Thor happens to be one such traditional soul, tonight might be marked with a few unique particularities, including copious amounts of mead and, for good measure, setting a giant, straw-covered wooden goat on fire.

Tradition is a funny thing sometimes. But the music wasn't his idea.]

... mayhaps I should have built it larger...



((Backdated to some ill-defined Solstice-y time before IRL holidays ate me alive~))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by entrapture)
	Date:	2009-12-26 15:45
	Subject:	a possibly heterosexual scene
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[as you're trudging through the snow today, you may notice a girl(?) hanging off the arm of a certain oak as they head towards the churchshack. this isn't awkward at all.]

Senpai doesn't live alone, right?

[ BACKDATED TO THE 25TH datepostthing for shuri and benio! come bother them. ]

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by 10000points)
	Date:	2009-12-26 11:44
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[Somewhere in your vicinity is a girl at booth attempting to repair a sign:

RETURN UNWANTED GIFTS HERE!
Ask me about magic boobsquish hugs!]

If I fix it, the Director won't be upset, will she?


[[ooc: Intro post for Sakura. Open forever, feel free to mingle, trade gifts, etc.!]]

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by deaddys_here)
	Date:	2009-12-26 12:22
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A swamp? I can't be that lost.

((OOC: Hughes is younger! IT IS A POST-CHRISTMAS MIRACLE))

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by textbooktsun)
	Date:	2009-12-25 23:47
	Subject:	ITP: Downers
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[Hiroki is sitting bundled up in the mess hall, as far away from holiday cheer as possible, with a blank pad of paper and a pen. There are a couple balled up pieces of paper beside him, and he's staring grumpily around while he mutters to himself.]

What the hell... It can't be that hard! I've written a dissertation, I can handle a stupid letter.

(OOC: For those who aren't all that fond of the holidays, or are missing loved ones. I'll be here but mingle too~)

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by heliocentricism)
	Date:	2009-12-25 22:39
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[itp a christmas tree is on fire and probably has nothing to do with the kind of grumpy looking guy in a toga. Maybe.]

(ooc: GOD OUT)

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by shootin_blanks)
	Date:	2009-12-25 04:59
	Subject:	MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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[Merry Christmas, camp! Have gifts you need to exchange? Awkward or adorable holiday moments you'd like to play out? Just want to have a moment of Christmas magic with someone under the mistletoe? THAT'S WHAT THIS POST IS FOR!]



(OBVS. NOT RUNNING THIS, JUST GIVING PEOPLE A PLACE TO HAVE HOLIDAY ANTICS. AND HAPPIEST WINTER HOLIDAYS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS, ILU CAMP ♥)

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by schattendiener)
	Date:	2009-12-24 21:46
	Subject:	ITP - Wine Tasting
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[The mess hall certainly looks different today. Each table is filled with different types of wine, and plenty of glasses. There are even discreetly placed spittoons around the room.

By the reds there is a gentleman, slowly swirling the wine in his glass]

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by allmadeofstars)
	Date:	2009-12-24 12:53
	Subject:	BEST MULTI-PURPOSE BIRTHDAY POST
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	User:	campfuckudie (posted by dissimutilation)
	Date:	2009-12-24 11:24
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Why don't we play a game? One person asks a question in the form of "would you rather," and the other chooses before asking a similar question. I'll start.

Would you rather live forever or live for a day?

[ tsukishiro will be responding, but play amongst yourselves too \o/ edit going out for a bit! ]

	User:	campfuckudie (posted by foreverandeva)
	Date:	2009-12-24 19:31
	Subject:	ITP - HOT COCOA AND MARSHMALLOWS
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[It's a nice, cold evening in the Messhall . You are probably nursing your own warm cup of cocoa and marshmallows and enjoying the season]

This is good.

((mingleeee))